Political Caption Competition
The Alliance of Arseholes

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
That would be an effective flag. With the printing on as no eyeballing would convey any value conveyed by such a symbol. If you want to make sure, then wave the flag and follow up with a cow-pat that is semi-baked – hard on the outside for impact, soft on the inside with delicious grassy tones leaving coloured pastoral smears. Pollies and fellow travellers could laugh down dildos but that would lack the class they convey to themselves.