Political Caption Competition

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1. Winston Peters glee as he checks out his baggy, from his new coalition partner.

2. Three cheers for Mr Peters keeping blokes out of the girls’ lavatories.

3. Bob the mullet first.

4. Any man who treats women with respect has my vote.

5. Any man who treats everybody with respect has my vote.

6. Real men have hair as seen here.

7. Enid Blyton wrote a children’s story about never running short of food because of having a magic pot that always had porridge bubbling ready to eat; Winston P has a magic grey bag that’s like Dr Who’s Tardis; inside it’s a cornycopia.

8. Winston Peters dislikes today’s children’s stories confusing and sexualising school pupils and so do I.

   1. Yep reading real stories about people getting on in the real world is seen as scary, but disney eyelashes. barbie and JonBenet Ramsay are OK. I like Cynthia Voigt’s Homecoming Tillerman series. A mother burdened by poverty bringing up four children well, loses her supermarket trolley job, has mental breakdown, disappears. The oldest 11, then 10, 7, 4, decide to walk to a relation hundred kms away rather than be split up by Welfare. They surmount problems together OK. Now that’s all right for 11 up – what do they get – ninja, pretty princesses!

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