Political Caption Competition
NZ with National at the helm

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Applewood your pseudo almost supercedes the great wood in Terry Pratchett’s Disc World series – his special wood ‘sapient pearwood’.
Sapient pearwood is a species of trees growing in intensely magic-polluted areas (usually polluted by spells cast during the Mage Wars)… Sapient pearwood makes excellent wizards’ staffs. Still more useful is the fact that an article made from sapient pearwood will follow its owner everywhere, absolutely everywhere… https://wiki.lspace.org/Sapient_pearwood
Luxon looking for the South Island.
Luxon loves driverless cars.
Mr Luxon needs to go to Specsavers.
This is why the world’s safer with Luxon in a chauffeur driven taxpayer funded Mercedes.
“Luxies” habit of being driven from kerb to kerb gets the better of him..
Underneath the front wheels lays Michael Woodhouse.
Driving Miss Daisey
National demonstrates how it will derail NZ/AO if not elected. Take note you bozos.
National on wrong track
National on track( for a train wreck)
New meaning for station wagon…
National rails against lack of transport infrastructure in Auckland…
Chris Luxon Montgomery Burn’s desire to build more roads of national significance, and dislike of public transport, finally gets the better of him.
National Party misunderstands how to move from road to rail transport.