Political Caption Competition

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1. National Party misunderstands how to move from road to rail transport.

2. Chris Luxon Montgomery Burn’s desire to build more roads of national significance, and dislike of public transport, finally gets the better of him.

3. National rails against lack of transport infrastructure in Auckland…

4. New meaning for station wagon…

5. National on track( for a train wreck)

6. National on wrong track

7. National demonstrates how it will derail NZ/AO if not elected. Take note you bozos.

8. Driving Miss Daisey

9. Underneath the front wheels lays Michael Woodhouse.

10. “Luxies” habit of being driven from kerb to kerb gets the better of him..

11. This is why the world’s safer with Luxon in a chauffeur driven taxpayer funded Mercedes.

12. Mr Luxon needs to go to Specsavers.

13. Luxon loves driverless cars.

14. Luxon looking for the South Island.

15. Applewood your pseudo almost supercedes the great wood in Terry Pratchett’s Disc World series – his special wood ‘sapient pearwood’.
    Sapient pearwood is a species of trees growing in intensely magic-polluted areas (usually polluted by spells cast during the Mage Wars)… Sapient pearwood makes excellent wizards’ staffs. Still more useful is the fact that an article made from sapient pearwood will follow its owner everywhere, absolutely everywhere… https://wiki.lspace.org/Sapient_pearwood

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