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Max Key working hard for China like Dad does

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…

The Green Party is claiming a win for animals, following the Luxon Government’s confirmation that they have cancelled plans to…

On Wednesday, 11 March starting from 8:15am, Climate Liberation Aotearoa (CLA) will be outside the Ministry for the Environment (MfE)…

Zero Waste Aotearoa (ZWA) does not support disestablishing the Ministry for the Environment and bundling its environmental protection functions into…

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar. The…
Deodorant spokesperson “if it stinks use lynx”
I forgot that feature of the Axetion shirt for politicians – the thermal permeability factor – keeping coolness in and heat out, and perspiration away from the body so there is no evidence of stress or discomfort.
Axetion shirt company (extra whiteness in advanced hollow-fibre polyester suitable for politicians) with 4% elastane to give free shoulder movement for casting jibes and jeers and damaging hatchet jobs.
Handball. Nice chuck! Or practising for the important political contest coming up – the Inter-Pollie Cricket Ball (Brawl) Game! Is that what they do when they aren’t in parliament (talking over each other’s heads, tossing spiked bon mots at each other, verbal IEDs)? No wonder they turn to sport so readily.