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A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Deodorant spokesperson “if it stinks use lynx”
I forgot that feature of the Axetion shirt for politicians – the thermal permeability factor – keeping coolness in and heat out, and perspiration away from the body so there is no evidence of stress or discomfort.
Axetion shirt company (extra whiteness in advanced hollow-fibre polyester suitable for politicians) with 4% elastane to give free shoulder movement for casting jibes and jeers and damaging hatchet jobs.
Handball. Nice chuck! Or practising for the important political contest coming up – the Inter-Pollie Cricket Ball (Brawl) Game! Is that what they do when they aren’t in parliament (talking over each other’s heads, tossing spiked bon mots at each other, verbal IEDs)? No wonder they turn to sport so readily.