Political Caption Competition

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1. My pension paid for the wool I bought while visiting my kids in Australia (trip was also paid with my pension). I’ve never had a job. I grifted off my dead husband all my life.

   1. sinic Too cynical. Extreme prejudice there – you may be right but restraint is the keywords for our near and longer future. Cf with item on reaction from prejudiced persons re ‘pulling pants off’.

      1. My bad GW. I should have said that… the trip was paid for with the untaxed capital gains from my family trust rental property portfolio and the doubling of Tennant rents in the last eight years. Yes I am cynical, unfortunately. It is a funnies column though, after all.

2. The climate change cat replaces the elephant in the front room.

   https://www.newscientist.com/article/2383500-much-of-greenlands-ice-could-melt-even-if-world-doesnt-get-warmer/?

   1. Climate change delayers have replaced climate change deniers.

      https://www.activesustainability.com/climate-change/deniers-climate-change/?

      DELAY NOW MASKING AS CLIMATE CHANGE DENIAL

      https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/mar/01/could-climate-delayer-become-the-political-epithet-of-our-times

      ‘Climate delayer’ the political epithet of our times?

      Delayin James?

      https://www.newsroom.co.nz/shaw-wanted-cows-in-2050-net-zero-pledge

      (No wonder the Greens are screwed).

3. Jason Ake’s belatedly trying to be appropriate and Granny might be the best person to listen to.

4. I did the cat for practice. Now I am going to crochet effigies of all the species going to be extinct in the next few years.

5. Welcome to the Labour therapy clinic, meet your support kitten

6. Radio New Zealand’s Macavity ear bashes wherever he can.

7. ‘No pets allowed’ didn’t deter this lonely rental pensioner. “Just you try and evict my Thomas! Good effin luck coz I’ve knitted him to the floor!”

8. Sad paraplegic kitty, remembering when he had a body, four legs and a tail.

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