Political Caption Competition

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1. “Which one of these looks most like Luxon’s head?”

   1. The cracked one that thinks the country should have more babies.

2. Like a war effort poster for Luxon.

   ” We can do this ! Guve up your eggs ladies and your career for the NATZ good. ”

   https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/132262022/national-leader-christopher-luxon-says-we-should-have-more-babies

3. Cracked eggs can harbour bacteria, and can make you sick. People’s outside appearance usually does not indicate when their ideas are ‘cracked’. Not yet, but the USA used polygraphs knowingly unreliable, for years. Now – 22/5 https://theconversation.com/mri-scans-and-ai-technology-really-could-read-what-were-thinking-the-implications-are-terrifying-205503

4. Luxon’s after your eggs, ladies, break out and toss him out too.

5. Humpty Luxon sat on a wall
   Humpty Luxon had a great fall
   All the National supporters
   And all the nat MP’s
   Said fuck it, he’s only an egg.

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