Political Caption Competition
Judith Collins public transport policy

‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about children’s rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
Rug sought to complete Wellington sweeping kit
… Rug sought for the sweeping under thereof of women’s voices, safe spaces, deaf politicians, and blind police pronouns.
Economy over the next 12 months shows steady downward trend. Then some sticky tape, before bursting into a thousand pieces.
LOST: One ethnic cat dropped off the back. If found please return to Elizabeth the Silent.
New broom – with hidden app and design for jet propulsion and Q has designed cunning little IEDs for the malcontents.
Whether ‘tis better be whacked by a broom or a bike is the thought in the mind of Marama.
@Alberta nice!
Nicola Willis fail’s to show for parliament, reports her vehicle was stolen.
So ………… @ Bert: She often takes advantage of the DEPENDENT contractor and uses the Uber. Not unlike a number of upper echelon public servants and sometimes their polly wanna cracker ministerial overlords.
They often forget they shouldn’t really discuss things they’d rather not have the plebs hear (while in that space, going forward).
Much as it hurts me to admit, she’s not even near as bad as many of them. (And I don’t even drive Ubers)
Could she not cycle @OnceWasTim?
It would help the environment and thus there would be stronger convictions in voting for her.
But after the election she may have the power to be one of those polly wana cracker ministerial overlords and dump the Uber broomstick.
How to make a baby cry the environmental way.
Wellington City Council unveils prototype driverless bus.
Homemade Mexican Brooms. One for the price of six available only from the Green Party, Chocolate Hill, Mercedes Boulevard, Wellington.
LOST: Partner of pictured earring. If found please return to Elizabeth Kerekere.