Political Caption Competition

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1. LOST: Partner of pictured earring. If found please return to Elizabeth Kerekere.

2. Homemade Mexican Brooms. One for the price of six available only from the Green Party, Chocolate Hill, Mercedes Boulevard, Wellington.

3. Wellington City Council unveils prototype driverless bus.

4. How to make a baby cry the environmental way.

5. Nicola Willis fail’s to show for parliament, reports her vehicle was stolen.

   1. So ………… @ Bert: She often takes advantage of the DEPENDENT contractor and uses the Uber. Not unlike a number of upper echelon public servants and sometimes their polly wanna cracker ministerial overlords.
      They often forget they shouldn’t really discuss things they’d rather not have the plebs hear (while in that space, going forward).
      Much as it hurts me to admit, she’s not even near as bad as many of them. (And I don’t even drive Ubers)

      1. Could she not cycle @OnceWasTim?

         It would help the environment and thus there would be stronger convictions in voting for her.

         But after the election she may have the power to be one of those polly wana cracker ministerial overlords and dump the Uber broomstick.

6. Whether ‘tis better be whacked by a broom or a bike is the thought in the mind of Marama.

   1. @Alberta nice!

7. New broom – with hidden app and design for jet propulsion and Q has designed cunning little IEDs for the malcontents.

8. LOST: One ethnic cat dropped off the back. If found please return to Elizabeth the Silent.

9. Economy over the next 12 months shows steady downward trend. Then some sticky tape, before bursting into a thousand pieces.

10. Rug sought to complete Wellington sweeping kit

    1. … Rug sought for the sweeping under thereof of women’s voices, safe spaces, deaf politicians, and blind police pronouns.

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