Kia ora
I am Christopher Luxon, I am the leader of the National Party of Aotearoa New Zealand (minus the Aotearoa).
Here I am launching National’s new education policy whereby brain tubes installed in playgrounds will suck the succulent child brain matter into National’s new Education baby brain matter collection vat.
DO NOT ASK WHY WE NEED BABY BRAINS.
Vote National.
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Luxon tries out new covid testing equipment.
That’s the sewage pipe you idiot!
Luxon of Nitional, sorry Notional, desperate for attention from TDB blog commenters, dreams up stunts that can be lampooned.
“So if I talk bullshit into this pipe will it ” trickle down”?
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