Political Caption Competition
David, how much crazy far right ACT Party policy will you manage to get passed Chris Luxon?
David, how much crazy far right ACT Party policy will you manage to get passed Chris Luxon?

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
A firm that I have shares in has found a fishfood formula that will grow goldfish this big in no time at all. They must be eaten young though; they deteriorate quickly, lose their delicious flavour and appearance, then putrefy. They’ll be only for high class menus.
I’m here to give those brave, plucky, hard done by, little Ozzie battlers in the banking sector a hug…
I learnt these hand gestures from Trump when he was explaining my policies about ‘draining the swamp’.
Look Mum how far my ideas stretch and how far I can go – there’s no stopping me. Those tutoring sessions you made me go to were a good investment Mater.
I only own one suit and tie.
Before my nose job it was about this long and still growing