Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Parata scientifically checks the atomic weight of the effects of Nationals bulk funding by any other name agenda.
“Righto kids -off you go to the seclusion room.”
“Bend over Steven -it’s time for your prostate examination.”
“Opposition? It ain’t no place for a lady!”
“So, like, what I do when I’m considering the implementation of education policy, is carefully weigh up the pros and cons of the legislation in question, and then go… fuck it. I’m just going to do whatever I like, because, you know, I can and shit.”