Political Caption Competition
NZ is about to get dicked.
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Political Caption Competition
Stabby Stabby Stabby – Advertisement –
“How the ACT party were gifted Epsom, by way of a back passage”.
Aotearoa is about to be hit by the biggest cyclone this century.(all 23 years of it) because of CATASTROPHIC global warming.
Luckily though New Zealand has been collecting stray cyclones since forever and is not that excited about it.
I do feel sorry for Aotearoa though, their future is bleak to non existent.
NZ/Ao the place to go with the most dicks in the world – it’s no wonder that it’s the most familiar word to describe our fast approaching future or FAF as we acronym makers say.
Help we are FAFFED.
I’d still work with you.
Meh, he’s all talk.
By feckless he means himself and the righties.