Political Caption Competition
EVERYONE: That is our Prime Minister walking the talk, what a beautiful humble human being and incredible leader she is.
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
P.M. asks Uffindell if he’d like a dollar?
“ Ni shi lai de ? How do you like Aotearoa New Zealand ? “
Religious leader puzzled that laying on of hands fails to appreciate voter’s capital assets by 30%
Man enjoying benefits of oppressive cis-het-white-supremacist-right-handed-neurotypical-patriarchy has his privilege explained by intersectional feminist.
Can I have my milk crate back please, I just put it down for a sec
Is the cost of living affecting you? My people have set up 1000 commissions, working groups, gang charities, diverse charities and hui’s to work out why V drinks are so expensive compared to meth and RTD’s. We have even consulted with the dead and foreign backpackers and property investors to make sure they are well looked after with cost of living payments. In our haste we may have paid out to the wrong people but our trust in the rich, non residents and increasing our unqualified wokeforce giving out the money, is big in our eyes. I would say more, but it is redacted.
Our party has just given trillions to culturally diverse, big business charities so we won’t be making a donation today, but trickle down will happen any decade now. E noho rā.
“Five dollars!”
“One.”
“Five dollars!”
“Two.”
“Five dollars!”
“Okay okay! Five dollars it is. Now give me the details of the race and the horse…”
“I don’t have any change for you unfortunately but I do understand how difficult this must be for you…”
Ever thought of goin’ fishing ?
“ This is our nuclear moment. “
“ Didya know I bake scones for pop singers ? “
“Can I bum a smoke?”
“Kia Ora” Prime minister explains wonderful pine trees in the ETS to a sheep and beef farmer before flying to Antarctica with her boyfriend.