Political Caption Competition


How did you find out what I called Maiki?

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
HOBSON
Now I am Governor I need to talk to you about this thing we call taxes…….
The cartoon shows the annual ceremony of presenting chins by two sides of the polity. Of course the ceremony relates to the nursery rhyme,…’Three Little Pigs”.
The story begins with the title characters being sent out into the world by their mother, to “seek out their fortune”. The first little pig builds a house out of straw, but the wolf blows it down and devours him. The second little pig builds a house out of sticks, but the result is the same. . Each exchange between wolf and pig features ringing proverbial phrases, namely:… | “Little pig, little pig, let me come in.”..”No, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.”..”Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.”
(Waitangi Day is an attempt to change the traditional end.)… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Little_Pigs