Political Caption Competition
‘Aspiration’ according to National.

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

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Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
Pollie likes watching people in the bath.
National women show they can keep abreast of difficulties and spur on the more cloistered and conservative male members to invest enthusiasm for the cause.
Luxon visits the day’s volunteer stirrers and shakers as they enthusiastically wash the National dirty linen.
” Hey guys, is this McGehan Close”?
“ We have a problem my lord Luxon, the water is bad and the land is unproductive “.
Dr Faust’s medically approved, electrically thirsty, environmentally go fuck yourself, heavily camouflaged sheep dip, Super Luxon National 2000. See it at a building site near you…
Everything was going swimmingly until an evil leprechaun jumped out of the bushes…