Political Caption Competition


Watching the madness of the weekend where Trump claims the Strait open, only to be rejected by Iran 24 hours…

Hawke’s Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response ‘woke’ A Hawke’s Bay mayor claims…

Debbie Ngarewa-Packer joins this week’s 1-on-1 in 10 to break down the escalating cost-of-living crisis, the fuel price surge, and…

Labour up. National down. Wild swings like this don’t just happen — something has broken.

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
“Hateful suit-wearing reptile fraternises with members of his extended family.”
Cold-blooded, creepy, reptilian creatures have been around for many years…tuatara on the other hand…
Put me down, good day sir, – I said good day!
Three slimy toads together again eh Maggie?
…anyway, like I was sayin’, tuatara is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, tuatara-kabobs, tuatara creole, tuatara gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple tuatara, lemon tuatara, coconut tuatara, pepper tuatara, tuatara soup, tuatara stew, tuatara salad, tuatara and potatoes, tuatara burger, tuatara… sandwich. That- that’s about it…
Go on, bite the bastard, you know you want to!