Political Caption Competition – Hobson’s Pledge


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I know I’ll struggle to get through a whole pint, but I’m very aware of where the camera is placed, and if I ask for a half, people will laugh at me.
think ‘cock’ – think brash..
brash: ‘i get really angry when i think of all the special privileges afforded to maari – privileges denied to me and mine’..
brash: ‘i know what it is to be an oppressed minority – i am an elderly/rich ex-banker – there are plenty more maari than me’..
brash: ‘why does beer always have to be brown..?..why can’t we have a white one..?’
brash: ‘my favourite part of beer is the white stuff on the top’..
brash: ‘i’ve always wanted to be pauline hanson’..
Glad to be of service john.– As you pointed out in this time of need, myself, beer, and cock will all help to add to this excellent distraction.