Political Caption Competition – Hobson’s Pledge

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1. I know I’ll struggle to get through a whole pint, but I’m very aware of where the camera is placed, and if I ask for a half, people will laugh at me.

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2. think ‘cock’ – think brash..

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3. brash: ‘i get really angry when i think of all the special privileges afforded to maari – privileges denied to me and mine’..

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4. brash: ‘i know what it is to be an oppressed minority – i am an elderly/rich ex-banker – there are plenty more maari than me’..

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5. brash: ‘why does beer always have to be brown..?..why can’t we have a white one..?’

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6. brash: ‘my favourite part of beer is the white stuff on the top’..

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7. brash: ‘i’ve always wanted to be pauline hanson’..

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8. Glad to be of service john.– As you pointed out in this time of need, myself, beer, and cock will all help to add to this excellent distraction.

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