Political Caption Competition – Hobson’s Pledge


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
I know I’ll struggle to get through a whole pint, but I’m very aware of where the camera is placed, and if I ask for a half, people will laugh at me.
think ‘cock’ – think brash..
brash: ‘i get really angry when i think of all the special privileges afforded to maari – privileges denied to me and mine’..
brash: ‘i know what it is to be an oppressed minority – i am an elderly/rich ex-banker – there are plenty more maari than me’..
brash: ‘why does beer always have to be brown..?..why can’t we have a white one..?’
brash: ‘my favourite part of beer is the white stuff on the top’..
brash: ‘i’ve always wanted to be pauline hanson’..
Glad to be of service john.– As you pointed out in this time of need, myself, beer, and cock will all help to add to this excellent distraction.