Political Caption Competition
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

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Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
You know you can’t leave. I’m running a book on you all for who lasts the longest. What odds do you want to put on for yourself? I’ll pay out later if you’re still around.
Hah you’re stuck out there wrapped up like a mummy and we’re just hanging out and having fun.
Hah, you’re all in a goldfish bowl together and can’t come out till you’ve put on your masks and been vaccinated. You might have to stay there and we’ll throw buns in to you.
Has anyone seen my scythe? I seem to have mislaid it … … temporarily.
It’s at the MoH having its processes and procedures updated before being sent to the Ministry for Everything for another test run