Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Now remember Jessicka one kick means stay on this subject, it’s making me look good and two kicks change subject real quick or you’ll be playing the lead roll on umemployed homelessness in nz
“You know Jessica, I’ll bet this picture ends up in a caption competition on the internet, and I’ll bet most of the captions will be all about our appearance.”
“Yeah, ay. Sucks being a woman appearing on TV in NZ, ay?”
“Yeah, ay.”
“More coffee?”
“No thanks, mines a gin.”
Oh no, Donald Trump’s hairpiece has come alive and is breeding….
Sales pitch for polished kauri table tops and bottled water.
No matter how much you polish a turd, it’s still a turd.