Political Caption Competition
Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.
Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.

βItβs biblicalβ: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm SundayΒ Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98%Β βIf enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about childrenβs rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
Irreconcilable differences: Melinda refuses to use Bing.
Yes, the kids are hungry and live in motels but its character building.
” Buy JK wine , like my policies, hard to swallow and tastes like shit”
Most Nu Zilundas have akshully forgotten about me, Whale and Max, and Rachel Glucina, and the teapot tapes and my hundreds of lies and my throat slitting gesture in Parliament, and calling Labour rapist supporters, and wasting 26 mill on the beach towel flag, and setting up a safe zone for squillionaires offshore trusts, andβ¦
Serco!? … um ah askshully …
Sigh, yes the Luxon boy will continue the work I started, so stop your whinging…
Look the wife says I can pull pig tails again, any handy?
Since there’s not much difference in our policies, Jacinda asked me to cover for her.
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Most of them are useless cunts anyway
Sadly the UN didn’t want me, so here I am, back in the business burbs, folks.
I can teach you one or two tricks…
Stop being polite, – FUCK JOHN KEY.
I meant, β dirty tricks.β My error.
Liking the new colour…eh Andrew?