Political Caption Competition

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1. Liking the new colour…eh Andrew?

2. I can teach you one or two tricks…

   1. Stop being polite, – FUCK JOHN KEY.

      1. I meant, “ dirty tricks.” My error.

3. Sadly the UN didn’t want me, so here I am, back in the business burbs, folks.

4. Most of them are useless cunts anyway

5. Since there’s not much difference in our policies, Jacinda asked me to cover for her.

   1. 🙂

   2. L0L

6. Look the wife says I can pull pig tails again, any handy?

7. Sigh, yes the Luxon boy will continue the work I started, so stop your whinging…

8. Serco!? … um ah askshully …

9. Most Nu Zilundas have akshully forgotten about me, Whale and Max, and Rachel Glucina, and the teapot tapes and my hundreds of lies and my throat slitting gesture in Parliament, and calling Labour rapist supporters, and wasting 26 mill on the beach towel flag, and setting up a safe zone for squillionaires offshore trusts, and…

10. ” Buy JK wine , like my policies, hard to swallow and tastes like shit”

11. Yes, the kids are hungry and live in motels but its character building.

12. Irreconcilable differences: Melinda refuses to use Bing.

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