Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
The quality of cocaine has been getting noticeably better in NZ of late. As always, it’s a matter of who you know…
They don’t call me the douche ‘Pop up PM’ for nothing… and Nadine I’m rather upset your hair is not tied up in a Ponytail to tantalise and tease me I need a distraction from Housing housing housing as its getting me down day after day and Helens dog tucker and TPP is a dead duck.
Key demonstrates what new spy laws will effectively be like.
Very good
tv-person:’my..!..what a big bald patch you’ve got..!’
Lol
key:..’psst..!..i’ll give you fifty bucks if i can put your hair up into a ponytail’..
Lol
Creep pervs on young woman …
Yep
Latest ploy? (just looking for my lost luggage)
Lol
Oh its so wonderful to touch hair, as the song goes, “Give me a head of hair, long beautiful hair”, I know you are more suitable to be a friend of Max…but let me touch your beautiful locks…please, please..
Lol