Political Caption Competition


Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
The quality of cocaine has been getting noticeably better in NZ of late. As always, it’s a matter of who you know…
They don’t call me the douche ‘Pop up PM’ for nothing… and Nadine I’m rather upset your hair is not tied up in a Ponytail to tantalise and tease me I need a distraction from Housing housing housing as its getting me down day after day and Helens dog tucker and TPP is a dead duck.
Key demonstrates what new spy laws will effectively be like.
Very good
tv-person:’my..!..what a big bald patch you’ve got..!’
Lol
key:..’psst..!..i’ll give you fifty bucks if i can put your hair up into a ponytail’..
Lol
Creep pervs on young woman …
Yep
Latest ploy? (just looking for my lost luggage)
Lol
Oh its so wonderful to touch hair, as the song goes, “Give me a head of hair, long beautiful hair”, I know you are more suitable to be a friend of Max…but let me touch your beautiful locks…please, please..
Lol