Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
The quality of cocaine has been getting noticeably better in NZ of late. As always, it’s a matter of who you know…
They don’t call me the douche ‘Pop up PM’ for nothing… and Nadine I’m rather upset your hair is not tied up in a Ponytail to tantalise and tease me I need a distraction from Housing housing housing as its getting me down day after day and Helens dog tucker and TPP is a dead duck.
Key demonstrates what new spy laws will effectively be like.
Very good
tv-person:’my..!..what a big bald patch you’ve got..!’
Lol
key:..’psst..!..i’ll give you fifty bucks if i can put your hair up into a ponytail’..
Lol
Creep pervs on young woman …
Yep
Latest ploy? (just looking for my lost luggage)
Lol
Oh its so wonderful to touch hair, as the song goes, “Give me a head of hair, long beautiful hair”, I know you are more suitable to be a friend of Max…but let me touch your beautiful locks…please, please..
Lol