Political Caption Competition


Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…
The quality of cocaine has been getting noticeably better in NZ of late. As always, it’s a matter of who you know…
They don’t call me the douche ‘Pop up PM’ for nothing… and Nadine I’m rather upset your hair is not tied up in a Ponytail to tantalise and tease me I need a distraction from Housing housing housing as its getting me down day after day and Helens dog tucker and TPP is a dead duck.
Key demonstrates what new spy laws will effectively be like.
Very good
tv-person:’my..!..what a big bald patch you’ve got..!’
Lol
key:..’psst..!..i’ll give you fifty bucks if i can put your hair up into a ponytail’..
Lol
Creep pervs on young woman …
Yep
Latest ploy? (just looking for my lost luggage)
Lol
Oh its so wonderful to touch hair, as the song goes, “Give me a head of hair, long beautiful hair”, I know you are more suitable to be a friend of Max…but let me touch your beautiful locks…please, please..
Lol