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Ok, do you want to piss on the prisoners, or shit on them first Simeon?
Ok, do you want to piss on the prisoners, or shit on them first Simeon?

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Meanwhile, in the carpark…
“Jeanette Burns assures us they’re in control of the situation.”
“Would it be a bad time to say I do have some misgivings?”
“Yeah, not going to lie, I did not expect controlled Burns.”
Barbara: “Oh do I really have to Judith, I was enjoying my New Years ham and turkey giblets.”
Literally rained on their parade.
“ The Vanities of the Roof Fire. “
Two of the most unprepossessing persons in Parliament take it upon themselves to solve a prison riot.
Spiteful and Petty.