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The depoliticization of TVNZ into a lower middle class lounge room of bland vacant nothings was no where ore apparent…

‘Many people will be quite shocked’ by the cost to fix NZ, minister says The cost to fix New Zealand…

Look at this! Govt to weaken Hauraki Gulf protections over $14k in fishing revenue Fisheries officials warned Shane Jones the…

Bish bash, he’s been takin’ a splash. Former Tobacco lobbyist Chris Bishop has been given the bash over Housing intensity…

Wait, WHAT??? Israeli men jailed over Auckland cocaine smuggling plot get discount for October 7 Hamas attack Two Israeli men…

National Party MP Nancy Lu in the presence of her messiah Chris Luxon. The large white rectangle on the image…
Are we sure he’s not an AI?
Public karaoke rendition of the Flying Lizards hit “I want your money” described as akin to “the earth heaving & convulsing” by disappointed onlookers.
This must be the reason Doctor Johnson defined:
‘Patriotism – The last refuge of scoundrels.’
Man-spreading the word of American Idiocracy.
“The burning bush is not my thing, really.”
They spelt wankers wrong