Political Caption Competition
Hi guys. I’m a desperate Conspiracy Theorist doing dick moves to try and get arrested for my martyrdom. Thanks Air NZ
Hi guys. I’m a desperate Conspiracy Theorist doing dick moves to try and get arrested for my martyrdom. Thanks Air NZ

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
too late, our hero discovers that being able to “lift heavy things” doesn’t make him smart, like mum said… but mum didn’t know about the monster under his bed, whispering in his ear……. or did she??
Hi guys… I’ve been delayed for role-modelling SuperSpreaders. Thank you Air NZ….
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