Political Caption Competition
Look, it could be worse. We could be the type of party where dickheads get us tattooed on their legs.
Look, it could be worse. We could be the type of party where dickheads get us tattooed on their legs.

Based on current polling I think there are 4 possible outcomes in the 2026 Election. OUTCOME 1 – National/NZF/ACT Government…

Winston Peters announcement to hold a referendum to wipe out the Māori electorates is another massive political headache for Prime…

The extraordinary disconnection between the Government’s anti-environment agenda and the consequences of extreme climate events is a yawning chasm of…

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…
“We could always gain attention by performing dances with the stars ”
“FUCK THAT let’s just give them all guns that’s a sure fire winner”
“The new party slogan was meant to be ‘Let’s keep smoking Green’ James, not ‘Let’s start smoking meth!'”
Don’t blame me for Marama hating white.
“Ka hoki ahau, is that it?
So, why don’t I sound like Arnie?”