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BOAG:
noun
VULGAR SLANG
noun: Boag; plural noun: Boags
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a stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
PSYCHO
NZ candidate for ‘botched’.
alternatively, a warning label on cigarettes.
Smoking causes irreversible wrinkles and can lead to a lack of empathy.
National Boagan.
This could well have happened: I(Boag)got a Rescue Helicopter to fly my passport from Waiheke Island to AIA and paid the bill of $4000 a donation so I could claim it back in tax and donate the refund to the NZ National Party. Didn’t I do well?
Burn. The. Witch.
And so, at last Perseus came face to face with the dreaded Medusa…
She’s a cow, but we shouldn’t really be doing this; it’s not OK.
“Come inside my lovely gingerbread house children. I’ve got plenty of tasty treats to fatten you up!”
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn’t scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella
She’s like a spider waiting
For the kill
Look out for Cruella De Vil
At first you think
Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn
Away the shock
You come to realize
You’ve seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath
A rock!
This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released
The world was such
A wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella De Vil
The public face of the NZ PPU
(Political Pundit’s Union)
Just don’t ask me to do a methamphetamine test!