Political Caption Competition

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1. Just don’t ask me to do a methamphetamine test!

2. The public face of the NZ PPU

   (Political Pundit’s Union)

3. Cruella De Vil
   Cruella De Vil
   If she doesn’t scare you
   No evil thing will
   To see her is to
   Take a sudden chill
   Cruella, Cruella
   She’s like a spider waiting
   For the kill
   Look out for Cruella De Vil

   At first you think
   Cruella is the devil
   But after time has worn
   Away the shock
   You come to realize
   You’ve seen her kind of eyes
   Watching you from underneath
   A rock!

   This vampire bat
   This inhuman beast
   She ought to be locked up
   And never released
   The world was such
   A wholesome place until
   Cruella, Cruella De Vil

4. “Come inside my lovely gingerbread house children. I’ve got plenty of tasty treats to fatten you up!”

5. She’s a cow, but we shouldn’t really be doing this; it’s not OK.

6. And so, at last Perseus came face to face with the dreaded Medusa…

7. Burn. The. Witch.

8. This could well have happened: I(Boag)got a Rescue Helicopter to fly my passport from Waiheke Island to AIA and paid the bill of $4000 a donation so I could claim it back in tax and donate the refund to the NZ National Party. Didn’t I do well?

9. National Boagan.

10. NZ candidate for ‘botched’.

    alternatively, a warning label on cigarettes.

    Smoking causes irreversible wrinkles and can lead to a lack of empathy.

11. PSYCHO

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