Political Caption Competition
Hey Press Gallery, I call this one Paper, and this one Mâché, because my shit is shredded!
Hey Press Gallery, I call this one Paper, and this one Mâché, because my shit is shredded!

‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about children’s rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
DSIR reveals a new translation device for communicating with Martians…
Don’t forget I’m the fellow who thought worm farming is a high risk industry. Ever been a worm ?
OK Jordan, what have you got for us today?
It’s louse, Woodlouse, sorry about the hair but I’ve just crawled from under a rock.
Hi, I’m Mike and someone’s wrapped their testicles around my neck ‘cos they sure as hell ain’t mine, and next I can recite a poem about the lark ascending or descending, and wish I’d used the tacky plastic comb in my right breast pocket to temper my curls and wondering why my jacket looks far too small on camera and whether I’m wearing Paula’s, so help me God.
“My best mate used to pull ponytails, anyone for a kiss and cuddle”