Political Caption Competition

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1. ” Exclusive only to our overseas friends ,- some conditions may apply ”

   IF you are a New Zealander…

2. Hi I’m a door bell ring me and I will answer—————————–

3. God’s Banker Accessorises with Medieval Monk Tonsure and Daringly Risque Neck Tie.

4. “I won’t be opposition for opposition’s sake…nek minute, if Labour get back in it will be catastrophic for two generations of New Zealander’s”…

   or

   “I know I have no hope in September and are only keeping the seat warm for Christopher, but I’m enjoying my 15 minutes of fame”

5. Hemmmwooah.

   Phomwonne hozz ffssuufer-ghleeudh mmii wihps foogeeher.

   Do ii wheelee haffe a Mmoul-doon-ish smmirk dummin orn?

   Thinks, stirring a liitle grey matter to life, ‘How lucky am I, but also note to self – try and keep my big yap shut.

6. Ooh! Look at me in the pretty filum pitcha with all that greenery on the Left, which just happens to be on my Right. Didja like whot weez did there?

   S’only so’s weez don’t go scaring all them there horses down at the OK Corral now. Coz there’s a fight a brewin’ and real soon now?

   Ya’ll hear me! …I said Hello! …Anyone there?…hello…hell…help!

7. “Nope, I’ve got nothing”

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