Political Caption Competition
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.
One is called James and the other one is called Marama and I ride them both.

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
“Dark horses – my favourite kind”
Are you two checking out my double-breasted threads? Well I think your new aqua weather covers are pretty nice too.
“Simon, Paula, you look good in your new National party colours “
No, it’s only 8.30.
Far too early for you two to be hooking into the port and brandy.
“Listen to your master!”
Can we have carrots instead of sugar lumps please which give a quick boost quickly gone, and sort of kick us in the gut? Really, carrots are part of a healthier diet, and give us more fibre to make us stronger.
Vying for the Winston Cup…
Neigh, Neigh, Whinnnnnnnnnny