Political Caption Competition

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1. I just find it disgraceful that those who come out hard against single mothers on welfare suddenly have smooth headed foreheads.

2. “…and for my next trick I shall sprout wings and fly away…”

   “You’re hired!”

3. Jordim: “A lot of people are calling us moochers for taking government money
   Piggy. But that’s not fair! We’re just garden-variety hypocrites – like we always were.”

4. “And after this we’re off to see Simon Bridges about the clusterfuck at Transmission Gully!”

5. Now, Jordan, let’s you just drop them pants.

6. What do you wanna make those eyes at me for
   If they don’t mean what they say
   Ooh, they make me glad, they make me sad
   They make me want a lot of things that I never had
   You’re fooling around with me now
   Oh, you lead me on and then you run away
   Oh, that’s alright
   I’ll get you a lonesome night
   And baby you’ll find you’re messing with dynamite
   So…

7. C’mon, we both know that Gordon Gecko was right. “GREED IS GOOD!”
   hypocrisy is irrelevant…

   1. But for physical manifestation of greed, Gekko is pretty tame. In the end, he realizes that all his ambition far outweighed his skills and education, and that if you don’t fly private then your daughter in law will.

8. If I chop off one of your back legs for dinner, you’ll still have more to stand on than me. That’s not fair.

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