Political Caption Competition
Hands up who who wants to allow China to keep stealing our water in return for 3 jobs
Hands up who who wants to allow China to keep stealing our water in return for 3 jobs

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Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Yes. I am the no 1 realestate salesperson of the year. The Green Party gets 4% plus GST for every block that I sign off.
I’m just a gal who can’t say no…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_Water
“In November 2010, Fiji deported Fiji Water director of external affairs, David Roth, for “interfering in Fiji’s domestic affairs”. Shortly afterwards, an increase in the tax from one-third of a Fiji cent per litre to 15 Fiji cents per litre for producers over 15 million litres per month which at that point in time applied only to Fiji Water, led the company to shut down its Fiji Island offices on November 29, 2010. The purpose of the raise was to increase Fiji Water’s tax contribution to the Fijian Government on the F$150 million (AUD 82 million) they exported each year from F$500,000 to F$22.6 million. The next step for the brand was thought to be a move to New Zealand where they could bottle water at no cost. However, after threats from the Fijian government to give the well to another company, Fiji Water announced its intent to resume operations and accept the new tax levy.”
Eugenie the little woman who could – but didn’t!
“Some people have said the whole point of being in government is to be able to make and change the law. And I just thought, ‘Bugger that, it’s too hard! I’ll just sit here collecting my salary for three years while doing sweet fuck all.”‘
The rise of the capitalist greenie…
” ALTOGETHER NOW LETS SING , – WITH CAMEO APPEARANCE OF DONALD TRUMP ON DRUMS !!! ”
America
https://youtu.be/8UGBFID-LW4?t=232
Sage explaining the parallels of the Incredible Hulk taking over the Green movement in NZ.
It was when China said,
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
I totally believe the China propaganda, where if we don’t give foreign private companies our water and other natural resources to export to create more pollution around the world, we are xenophobic and racist.
I have no critical thinking which is why I am a team player for neolibealism vs environmentalism.
NZ Government Secretly Funded Water Bottling Companies
https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO1904/S00055/nz-government-secretly-funded-water-bottling-companies.htm
“Im baking a vegan bean cake for the West Coast this big, everyone will want a slice!”