Political Caption Competition

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1. The number of National MPs if an election were held today.

2. Simon, to the man at the back: “Well if Paula would stop pummelling me with her bad vibes then maybe I could have made a better response. …And, NO, Paula, I do not think you could have “handled it better”.”

3. Simon holds meeting for all National caucus members who support him.
   Simon asks ” where’s David Seymour, in fact where’s everyone else?”

4. We know who it was and we know where you live – stay there with all the farts you know as you’re not making anything worthwhile here.

5. Soymun: “Chin up guys! Never forget that Nu Zulind is the one place turkeys do vote for Christmas, so we’ve still got a very good chance of forming the next government.”

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