Political Caption Competition

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1. I smoke Oregano and that gets me ‘stoned’.

2. As Judus Collins strips mines the Kauri forests, Soymon explains how fucking useless his MP’s are and Jian Yang attends the CCP Military Parade, Paula Benefit finds a new commercial operation to invest into.

3. I got this weed from a close friend who smokes, and I don’t have any problem throwing them in prison for having it

4. “This used to be an average weekend for me before I joined Hypocrites Anonymous!”

5. Back in the day a bag like this would cost me fifty bucks tops.

6. Cruella de Vil, NZ version.

7. My hair was flat before I opened this bag.

8. Special Mix Guaranteed to – Crush Your Dreams – Kick Away Your Hopes- and Splash You Through the Media if You Don’t Thank Me For Doing It.

9. Sux mince ago I karn evn spell marry juwana, but now…mmm who’s choco chip cookies are those? nom nom.

10. Roll up I will have a shot gun up the nose

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