Political Caption Competition
If looks could kill, Shane Jones would be dead a thousand times.
If looks could kill, Shane Jones would be dead a thousand times.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
And this guy is going to be the next Winston?
Why cant he just talk about Poverddy and Communidee and Conversations and adopt a concerny expression like I do?
Shane is a Virgo and Jacinda is Leo (a fire sign in astrology), they will NEVER get on one with each other, as people born under those star signs usually do not get on well.
“I’ll take care of this, little lady…”
oh no ! what has shame gone and said now
Hmm so it is true there is nothing between those ears