Political Caption Competition

Comrade Simon

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

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Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

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Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
A Bridge Too Far
Victorian electrical vibrating chest constricting belt used as remedy for election failure causes heart chamber to pop.
Nationals needs money now
Selling our country with the cow
Natz will collaborate with Belt and Road
Construction and debt is their code
Concrete our cities, donate to our cup
With low wage workers, growth is up
Environmental loss, homelessness, Addiction,
who cares?
As long as profits can be shared
No worries, Xi bro,
Dr Jiang Yang has control
Chur, that’s cool
Simon knows he’s not fit to rule!
Brilliant. Laughing five minutes after reading it.
One countries useful idiot is another countries useful idiot.
Simon Xi Bridges.
That’s Chairman Simon to you
‘Heil Soros’