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Comrade Simon

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
A Bridge Too Far
Victorian electrical vibrating chest constricting belt used as remedy for election failure causes heart chamber to pop.
Nationals needs money now
Selling our country with the cow
Natz will collaborate with Belt and Road
Construction and debt is their code
Concrete our cities, donate to our cup
With low wage workers, growth is up
Environmental loss, homelessness, Addiction,
who cares?
As long as profits can be shared
No worries, Xi bro,
Dr Jiang Yang has control
Chur, that’s cool
Simon knows he’s not fit to rule!
Brilliant. Laughing five minutes after reading it.
One countries useful idiot is another countries useful idiot.
Simon Xi Bridges.
That’s Chairman Simon to you
‘Heil Soros’