Political Caption Competition

Comrade Simon

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…


Never forget that for most of his press conference, the Prime Minister was justifying carpet bombing for Christ
A Bridge Too Far
Victorian electrical vibrating chest constricting belt used as remedy for election failure causes heart chamber to pop.
Nationals needs money now
Selling our country with the cow
Natz will collaborate with Belt and Road
Construction and debt is their code
Concrete our cities, donate to our cup
With low wage workers, growth is up
Environmental loss, homelessness, Addiction,
who cares?
As long as profits can be shared
No worries, Xi bro,
Dr Jiang Yang has control
Chur, that’s cool
Simon knows he’s not fit to rule!
Brilliant. Laughing five minutes after reading it.
One countries useful idiot is another countries useful idiot.
Simon Xi Bridges.
That’s Chairman Simon to you
‘Heil Soros’