Deconstructing Headlines

Including religion will be challenging enough and the woke list of what triggers them will be fucking endless, this isn’t going to end well. 

This morning I woke truly refreshed brothers and sisters.

I dreamed in colour in for the first time in 4 years.

Personal trauma, pain and horror had left my limbs.

I finally knew who I was going to vote for.

The beautiful Greens.

Farmers are like university students – they’re never happy.

Neoliberalism without end was the winner on the night and democracy and the environment were the losers. 

In the face of the pandemic, National are going more free market and they will put their trust in that free market over the direct hand of the State.

These guys couldn’t get laid in a Monkey brothel wearing banana costumes! 

Watching sexist, bigoted, religious conspiracy theorists attack Jacinda so disgracefully only for all that hate to actually help Labour win is delicious.   

With Chloe facing an uphill battle in Auckland Central and with the Greens so close to the 5% threshold, why are the Greens dying and what happens if they do?

Tonight is the First Leaders Debate on TVNZ – Chris Trotter will join Damien Grant & myself in The Waterstone Election 2020 First Leaders Debate reaction podcast and it will be posted before 10pm. 

When will it be made clear to the rest of the electorate that Rocket Lab is making us a legitimate military target?