Deconstructing Headlines

Why the Christ is a Labour Government fuelling naked speculation?

Honestly, who cares how Judith reshuffles the infected bio-mass that is what remains of the National Party?

Expect the Republicans and Democrats to throw everything at Georgia, it could make the Presidential Election look tame.

The Greens have warbled something about blah blah blah in relation to this issue but seeing as they sold themselves out for a bunch of cheap baubles, they can shut the fuck up. 

Jacinda’s NeoKindness is pointless if it doesn’t stop suffering and she is bastardising the word Transformative so much it is fast becoming a criticism, not a goal. 

The final results are in and the Righteous Crimson Tsunami was even greater than election night with an increased Party vote and flipping 3 electorate seats!

Never before have we had a Mother of Dragons with such pitiful Policy Dragons.

We didn’t have any focus on Foreign Affairs during the election but with a new Minister there is a chance to reset NZ foreign policy and confront some of the big issues. 

When there is a crisis, the Prime Minister shines, but when it comes to domestic policy, she is super cautious to the point of being timid.