Political Caption Competition

The Lady’s not for burning

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Long suffering handbag face alien to #10 door face alien…
‘Whatever happens, DO NOT let her in! Before you know it there will be another botulism scare…quicker than you can say cup-o-tea on the way to the airport with a slab of Oravida swamp kauri!”
#10, with a golden grin, winks in knowing acceptance.
‘Wattle’ spotted on tax funded tourist at No10!
Richard Fish, head of Cage & Fish legal firm on the Ali McBeal show, rumoured to be creeping around hoping for a quick twiddle.
Just a wannabe…
A terrifying reality is about to emerge, New Zealand’s very own Thatcher…
New Zealand’s ‘Minister for Oravida’ visits Number 10 Downing St on behalf of Chinese business interests (funded by the NZ taxpayer of course).
Day and Night
Daddy is very proud of your Tiny feet Darling – and your tiny tiny head. He says all RNZ and Chanel =Three are rooting for you Night and Day Darling.
Keep your watisname up. A Ho Ho A hau
The Necromantic potion that Judith used, that had her consume the rotting corpse of Margaret Thatcher, went nicely with Fava beans and a glass of Chianti.
Larry the Pussy cat is feeling a little uncomfortable, there are bad vibes emanating from behind him. Larry be afraid be very afraid.