Political Caption Competition


The Matua of Butter Chicken, Shane Jones, has proposed mining on a NZ UNESCO conservation site because of high national…

After a year of Erica Stanford’s wrecking-ball education reforms, Labour has finally put something on the table, and it’s bigger than just undoing the damage.

Nicola Willis thinks Labour has secret taxes. God, if only. NZ doesn’t need tax panic, it needs the rich to finally pay up.

Was it journalism, or just another bad faith political hit job? Heather du Plessis-Allan’s latest take has Martyn calling bullshit.

Barry Soper says he almost quit after Duncan Garner’s ‘aggressive’ behaviour towards him on PM’s Afghanistan trip; Garner, Guyon Espiner…

It’s week 9 of Donald’s illegal war on Iran and President Trump spent most of it double blocking the blockade…
“Whatever they say I am Kathryn Ryan’s best friend. She eats all my shit”.
Snow flake
SHIT AM I THE NEXT ONE GONE BY LUNCH?
Accidentally catching a glimpse of his own reflection in a nearby glass of water, Hooten is stunned by the soulless visage staring back.