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1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Artificial Intelligence in the media … screen twat screws out eyeball revealing void inside cranium, short circuiting hair in the process.
If your hair is longer than this, John is compelled to stroke it. Mmmmm.
” This is how much poor people can expect from the National party for the foreseeable future” …
Happy days.
“Well, given his dick is only this big, it was no problem at all for me to blow John Key on a weekly basis.”
I remember when my ego was only this big
Hey I know i’m a big dick.
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Not one of my friends will watch / listen to this mindless idiot or follow a station / channel that uses him.
Principles advertisers would steer clear of his toxic associations.
It got bigger by this much…