Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“Just to add a little flourish, how do you think Paula ‘Le Ben’ suits my style?”
Paula: “I’ll look so good standing on that podium. Just need to find where Judith hides her knives”.
What a new Bendon ‘uplift’ will do for the aspirations of one – even in the eyes of a puritanical PM.
The pinky and the brain, the pinky and the brain, one’s an (evil) genius, the other’s insane……..
What lies do we spin today paula?
“Aw, go on Paula! Maggie Barry used to suck John’s wee-wee and no-one said anything…”
Bilious and Pullya … creepy nasties of the night, about to scare the bejesus out of children everywhere!
Idiocracy, we are living the movie – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk
Genetic excellence
Mr Potato & Helmet Girl…
Ratman & Boy Blunder…