Political Caption Competition


After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
So Vlad, Julian Assange just cleared the slate with his latest dump of our twisted Obama set-up within the CIA global spying program pinning it all on you falsely right?
So we were all manipulated by Obama and his stooges but I will drain that toxic swamp, just give me time and we will finally properly reset that button properly this time.
Can I have the negatives now?
Potentially 2 of the world’s best leaders ?
“Whatever you do Vlad, don’t take recommendations for your hair transplant surgeon from Ivana – he’s shit!”