Political Caption Competition


National Party Conference

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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.
take the blankets because by the time we’ve finished with you lot that’s all you gona have to wrap around you and call home, trust me I know what i’m talking about…..
And we bring an economic system that will make you really grateful you’ve got those blankets.
What a shame that nobody makes the same effort to don fancy dress before stealing all my shit these days.
What a shame that nobody makes the same effort to don fancy dress before stealing all my shit these days.
Ok boss– and we’ll work for you, but please don’t let us down.
But why did you buy into this ruler now called key??
Now that is even more crazy!!!