Political Caption Competition


Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Prime Minister, you have to come out and talk to Tova sometime

According to Evangelical Christian PM Chris Luxon, who would Jesus Bomb?

NZ First and National
Yes I agree say’s Mr keystien, one of these to the entrance of every winz office will give a great lift of moral to the lucky customers of work and incomeless nz…..
“Tell me again, who do we spy on using this device?”
“Does this piece make my face look smug?”
“Sorry. Aesthetics mean nothing to me, what did it cost?”
I should change my name to Len Lie, it would be more honest!
Prime Minister, should Hawaii ever become unsuitable as an escape hatch, we have been working on this time tunnel thingy for you.
“It’s the low-cost housing promised by Paula….great indoor outdoor flow, just like the houses on The Block, except shinier!”
Artful use found for Gerry Brownlie’s old girdle.
Huh..my lies are better than these.
What halo crisis?