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Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.
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mossac fonseca employee of the month award.
Arseholes in duplicate!
” We think we fooled them all yet again, lets toast our success ”
” Two fools getting drunk on BS and greed – we’ll need another bottle “
John Key, who cultivates obscene mouthpieces as he strives for domination of the gullible unthinking masses, in the obligatory photo op with a well remunerated, un-prepossessing example, who exhibits contemptible intolerance of underprivileged, activists, academics, intellectuals, and any suspiciously opposed to neoliberalism.
Just hold on tight to that bottle Mike
I’ll pinch your bum so they can’t see me fondling your locks
The final of “New Zealand’s Biggest Wanker” is down to the last two contestants.
Who let the genie out of the blind trust wine bottle bro’?
Two tail-chasers share a whine and cheese.
People say I sold my soul – well, so what. Look at what selling your soul can get you. I’ve got a nice car, more hair products than I could possibly understand how to use, and I just got given this lovely bottle of vinegar.
I’ll say whatever you want me to say, John, but I’m not drinking this shit.
Plonkers of a feather…
“John Key gave me two bottles of wine by way of an apology for … I don’t want to talk about it.”
as a ventriloquist Key didnt even have to be in the same room or country as Hosking for his voice to be heard.
When we’ve knocked back this…I plan to get a hair cut and have a shave…what about you, is it off to Hawaii yet again…
Thank’s dad!
That’s alright son.
Key edged out by Hosking in the Villa Maria 2016 Narcissist of the Year Award.
Two short arses with thinning hair & tattered credibility
Middle-aged homeless man thrilled to receive plonk from blind trust vineyard investor.