TDB Political Caption Competition


Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Now for a word or two thats “not” from my corporate sponsors…..”Hello” and “Goodbye”.
“Trump is Trump, but I make this look good…”
“At least my hair is real…”
“Why, my servants say I’m very approachable…”
“But where shall I go? What shall I do?”
“Non, je ne regrette riens…”
“Ah je ris de me voir si belle en ce mirroir…”
(Apologies to Charles Gounod)
Maybe the lesser of two evils. But make no mistake, still evil. Vote: Hitlery for president.
Hmmm I wonder if them good old boys who took care of JFK are up for a couple more job’s, Hmmm that’s it I’ll give them a call, WOOHOO!!
“Let Bernie and Trump know this : It ain’t over until the fat lady sings!”
Sing a song of corporate stoogery…..
I did not have sexual relations with that man…
Not long now and the world will be mine.
Who better qualified and relevantly experienced for the Democrat nomination for President of the US than the thoroughly hard working Hillary Clinton?
Yes she works hard for her corporate paymasters….
Yes Bill, they still have interns at the White House
Go well ,
I will support a good woman every time.
Look who’s talking now.
‘So I say to Bill, paybacks are a bitch!”
I have a recurring nightmare: I manage to win the nomination after making big concessions to get the Sandersites onside, then romp home against the Trumpster. He loses so badly that he drags away the Republican majorities in Congress, so I have no excuse for not pursuing these crazy leftwing ideas the way Barack did. Then I’ll lose my retirement fund from the corporate lecture circuit and have to ask Bill for a contribution!
I have a dream.
Yes….big business owning the world…..