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Crikey, it’s Question Time and I am not pissed enough, I need to scull a couple before I get to the House
mmmmmmm pony tails ……….
Ugh! This Bollinger’s a bit off. And what’s with the glass – have my hands shrunk?
See, I’m just a regular Kiwi, I can dress in a nice suit and afford to go out for a drink…….Yeah, Nah.
“If we can’t get the Saudis to drink this, they could consider using it as sheep-dip.”
Huh! This is the smallest trough I’ve ever stuck my snout in.
So, this is what the oiks drink?
who says national does not believe in recycling.
Do I look as manly as Barack?
Rich man unknowingly drinks the equivalent of 2.25% of a median wage earner’s weekly take-home pay.
‘Man of the people’ pose spoilt by suit and tie
“If the poor didn’t have a drug and alcohol problem they would be successful like me”
“Watch Ritchie, please! I’m drinking a whole pint just like you. Will you like me more if I finish it?”
“A lovely cold beer straight from the tanker, so refreshing for New Zealand’s biggest…….”
I’d prefer a pinot noir but Crosby Textor said “no”
Multi-millionaire does bad impersonation of ordinary bloke
Judith – what does “truth serum” mean?
Fresh out of the shower!
Gotta keep my booze baron crony supporters in business.
I’ll close my eyes and have a beer
Pretend that I’ve nothing to fear
Judith loves me-this I know
(’cause she always tells me so)
I’ll stay as leader (just to spite her)
And close my eyes a little tighter.
I’m sure I’ll be here 3 years longer!
Now, a glass or two of something stronger…
LOL, Brilliant!
“A lovely cold beer delivered by tanker,
So refreshing for New Zealand’s biggest……”
Bugger! I’d much prefer a Fluffy Duck, but C&T have instructed me to do this photo op. Makes me look like one of the boys.
“Oh, life is so beautiful! Power, Propaganda, Prosperity, Piss and Ponytail! What more does one want!”
Not as nice as blood but needs must…
Hmmmmmm Budwiser loverly…..
Even my urine tastes great
Even my urine taste great
Bottoms up!
‘ I am the modern Rasputin! Nothing will affect me’
‘Urine therapy to help me sleep well at night’
Piss take in action.
key:..’who leaked that email..?..collins..?..bridges..?..bennett..?..english getting some late-revenge..?..
..i need a drink..!’..
“Mmmm . . . arrogance is bliss”
I feel dizzy an drunk with all my power
Just a quick shix or sho before i go into queshtion Time and fight those peshky laborites.
key drowns his flag-sorrows..
key:..’i’m not gonna legalise medical-marijuana..don’t you know how much money the booze-barons have poured into national party coffers over the years..?
..if they don’t want..i don’t want it..cheers..!..’
key helps publicise/advertise the national party sponsors’ product..
“I’ll jus’ finish this 11th one and I’m off to find a tony pail.”
“I much prefer to be hit with a large glass of New Zealand brew, than an obscene pink plastic pretend penis – even without a tariff.”
Oh good I can get sloshed & forget the rats biting my arse for awhile.
Steven Joyce gets a dildo, and all I get is a beer . . .