Political Caption Competition

Ruth Richardson vs Nicola Willis debate

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And then the humans said to each other, ‘only the cockroaches could possibly survive a third world war,’ I mean, how wrong can you be?
Once all the kitchen pantries and sewer systems were blown up the cockroaches weren’t far behind.
How’s the nippers?
Good.
Same place tomorrow?
OK
They would love to believe they were nimble venomous creatures, instead of slow agents of decay. Sluggish intellects that would embarrass terrestrial mollusks.
Excellent.
However, they definitely belong in the slimy camp.
I find the association of Nicola Willis and Ruth Richardson insulting to white tails and centipedes.
Capital Creepy v Capital Crawly (but witch is witch?)
I’m an insect and I work for my living as a ‘flat huntsman’ spider, bit you look like the creepy pest Portuguese millipede over-ruining the country. So go, no way jose’.
Lookout here comes the big red bus
Misinformation vs disinformation.
The Willipede vs Redback Ruth.