Political Caption Competition

I use this hand with a very limp grip.

The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


He had a ‘feeling’. That’s his justification for an illegal war with Iran. A ‘feeling’. I think the biggest danger…

Bad week to be a National, ACT, NZF redneck climate denier. Turns out the ‘socialist hoax’ is actually happening far…

Look. Winston is playing to the worst angels of our nature and is drawing voter support from the sub 5%…

Most honest meme of 2026
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What bridge, what home build baby Gerry HOW home looking, Baby. Gerry.
“What I would say to you is, next to Bishop, I can pass for clever.”
So true. Bishop says his father used to say you need to blow on the sausage roll using this grip…
https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/wellington/127192329/hunting-the-sausage-roll-that-left-a-man-hungry-for-service-with-a-smile
Both father and son are dicks.
It’s always raining in NZAO so why is water now so important Bishop asks damply.
The money was part of a Kāinga Ora’s Infrastructure Acceleration Funding agreement with Lower Hutt City Council, designed to support housing developments by upgrading water infrastructure in the city.
Bishop said shifting the funds was a “pragmatic decision”, driven by Lower Hutt City Council.
He said the council had come to him having identified an “underspend” with the infrastructure money and asked to transfer that to the CityLink Bridge.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/579224/pm-backs-minister-s-pragmatic-call-to-spend-kainga-ora-money-on-local-bridge
But does he keep his mouth open
The same grip Bob the First uses when supporting the National Government.